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Terms and Conditions

Welcome to The Pun Press. I’m Muhammad Hussain, and I run thepunpress.com (“the site”). By using this site, you agree to these Terms and Conditions. If you don’t agree, please don’t use the site.

Using the site

You may use The Pun Press for your own personal, non-commercial enjoyment. You agree to use the site lawfully and to not:

  • break the law or help anyone else break it
  • try to hack, overload or disrupt the site or its security
  • use bots or scrapers to copy large parts of the site
  • send spam or harmful code through the site, including through the contact form, newsletter form or comments

Content and ownership

I write and organize the content on this site, including the articles, collections, design and logo. These belong to me or are used with permission, and copyright law protects them.

You’re welcome to share a pun or two with friends, on social media or in a group chat. When you do, please credit The Pun Press and link back to the page where you found it. Please don’t copy, republish or sell whole articles, collections or large parts of the site without my written permission.

Many puns are common wordplay that people have used for years, so I can’t claim ownership of every phrase. I do own my own selection, arrangement and writing.

What you send me

If you send me a pun, comment or message, I may use it on the site, and I may edit it for length or clarity. By sending it, you confirm that it’s yours to share, and you give me permission to publish it with or without credit, as you prefer. I may remove any comment that is abusive, hateful, spammy or off-topic.

Newsletter

If you subscribe, I’ll use your email address to send you the newsletter, as explained in my Privacy Policy. You can ask me to remove you at any time by emailing [email protected].

Links to other websites

The site may link to other websites. I don’t control them and I’m not responsible for their content, products or privacy practices. Visit them at your own risk.

Ads and affiliate links

The site may show ads, and some links may be affiliate links, which means I may earn a small commission if you buy something. This costs you nothing extra.

Disclaimer

I provide the site and its content “as is” and “as available,” purely for fun and entertainment. I try to keep everything accurate and working, but I can’t promise the site will always be error-free, secure or available. Puns are humor, so please don’t take them too seriously, and please use your own judgment before sharing them in situations where they could cause offense.

Limitation of liability

To the fullest extent the law allows, I’m not responsible for any loss or damage that comes from using the site, from relying on its content, or from being unable to use it. This includes indirect or incidental damages.

Changes to these terms

I may update these terms from time to time. When I do, I’ll change the date at the top of this page. If you keep using the site after that, it means you accept the new terms.

Governing law

These terms follow the laws of United States of America, without regard to its conflict-of-law rules.

Contact me

Questions about these terms? Email me at [email protected].

No spam. I'll only use your email for the newsletter.